Earl Hickey

Earl Hickey Quotes

Earl: Maybe Randy was right... maybe the computers did rise up and kill everybody!
Joy: Where are the bodies?
Donny: The computers are using them for fuel!

Ralph: What if I cut off my pinky toe, put it in this 'ere cooler, stick it in a Winky Dinky dog and sue them for ten thousand dollars?
Earl: You are not cutting off your pinky toe, we're going to have to think of another way to come up with the money.
Ralph: Well, you see, the think about that is...
Earl: Your pinky toe's already in the cooler, isn't it?
Raplh: Yeah, it's in there.

Randy: "Try callin' Karma."
Earl: "It's Karma, Randy. Not Lassie!"